Happy Thursday from sweet home Alabama! This time of year, at least in these parts, means that college football season is near.Β Yes, in just a few short days I will kiss my husband goodbye and re-familiarize myself withΒ that far-off gaze that only a football gameΒ and a plate of buffalo hot wings can render. So to start this season off on the right foot, I’m sharing TWO super easy, crowd-pleasing, one-bowl recipes that you can show off at the tailgate nearest you. Yes, these brown butter blondies will make even the least interested college football fan (guilty) show up at your party tent ready to rumble.
Go Sports!
Growing up, I was not what you would call a football fan. At the time, I had a healthy interest in professional and college basketball (GO CATS!), but football really wasn’t on my radar. It wasn’t until I moved to Birmingham, Alabama for college that I learned of the vicious football rivalries that existed in my new state. “So who do you pull for? Auburn or Alabama?” I heard that question a time or two and I’m pretty sure I laughed every time. I could have written a dissertation on the birthplaceΒ of jortsΒ (thats “jean shorts” for those of you not from North Florida)Β with more interest than I could have aligned myselfΒ to one of two schools that I knew or cared nothing about. BYE FELECIA.
My Own Sports Career
By juniorΒ year, I had dated one (okay, one and a half) players from our school’s football team, so my knowledge in the sport had increased by at least 250%. I joined my sorority’s C-listΒ flag football team, bought some knee socks and a fresh pair of Sophies, and determinedΒ I was ready to go pro.
Our team was, to say the least, bad. Okay, we were terrible. AWFUL. In one particular game, a girl on our team lostΒ her shorts (and panties)Β to a flag pull gone wrong. Later, we executed our best play dubbedΒ “The Eagle” where we all stopped running and began dancing on the field as some sort of means of distraction; it was not successful. The single time I touched the ball that evening was on a puntΒ return where I caught the ball and ranΒ towards the wrong end zone. I realized my mistake at the 15 yard line, immediatlely Β panicked, and hurled the ball at anΒ unassuming teammate.Β (Spoiler alert: she didn’t catch the ball. We lost the game. I’m told that everything I did was wrong.)
If you, like me, aren’t a savvy football fan or wouldn’t know a tailgate if it sat on your face, let me help you. Learn from the mistakes of the diehards and wannabes that have gone before you. Here are a few football fan fun facts that will keep you on the invite list for games to come.
How To Not Be A Loser At A Football Game:
- DOΒ know which teams are playing in the game. People will laugh if you show up sportingΒ your Keyshawn Johnson jersey and you don’t even know what team the Bucs areΒ playing for the ring. Not like I know from experience or anything.
- DO try to sit with people you know. You’ll regret that single scalped ticket if you wind up in the opposing team’s section next to a bunch of potty mouths.
- DON’T show up to a tailgate empty-handed! Cookies, a dip, or Chex mix are always appropriate.
- DOΒ wear your team colors, but avoid silks, rayon, and form-fitting clothes that will most certainly show off your pit stains and swamp butt. That is not winning.
- DON’TΒ drink too much inΒ first quarter of the game. The bleachers are noΒ place to sleep one off.
- DO avoid the concession stand at halftime.Β No amount of chili dogs are worth those lines.
- DON’T sit next to the shirtless guys with the body paint unless you’re totally okay with the potential of this happening.
- DON’T leave a game early. It only takes one second to miss something.
- DO remember that tailgating is a marathon, not a sprint. Those Frito’s and sausage ballsΒ might go down smooth, but you don’t want to lug that with you to the upper bowl.
- DO make all the brown butter blondies, all the time. FACT: people who bring blondies have more fun.
Brown Butter Blondies
These brown butter blondies are tailgating staples. This recipe make a huge pan of treats, perfect for sharing, toting across the quad, and shoving in your pockets to get through game day security. Even better, this same batter can be prepared two ways, so with the same handful of ingredients you can have a variety of chewy goodies to share with the world. Ya welcome.
Making the Blondies
To make these brown butter blondies, we start by browning some butter. Lucky for you, you’re a pro at browning butter, soΒ you whip that up quickly and let the golden fat cool. From there, it’s a one bowl and done kind of recipe. Stir some brown sugar, eggs, and vanilla into your butter and then fold in the dry ingredients. That’s it! The batter is done.
Choose Your Own Adventure!
Next comes the fun part. Will it be white chocolate chips and coconut or cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle brown butter blondies? The world is your oyster here, so you take the pick. Hey, you could even go with dark chocolate and pistachios, toffee and pecans, whatever you darn well please. These brown butter blondies would taste good after sitting in a paper bag on the roof of your car for three days, but please, don’t ask me how I know that.
After baking, these brown butter blondies are chewy and oh-so flavorful. The white chocolate chip and coconut babies are a bit thicker and a little fluffier, while the snickerdoodle brown butter blondies are dense, intensely buttery, and perfectly spiced. The batter is the same for both variations, save for the toppings and the salt, and I think you’ll find both to be equally satisfying.
Don’t be a loser at this year’s football games. Don’t be like me. Just make these brown butter blondies and thank the heavens that someone (*raises hand*) has figured out the hard stuffΒ for you. Get your game on this weekend and think of me when you sink your teeth into these bad boys.
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PrintBrown Butter Snickerdoodle Blondies
Brown Butter Blondies made in two different ways- a cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle or a coconut white chocolate chip. Make your own variation with this adaptable recipe!
- Author: Kate
- Prep Time: 30
- Cook Time: 30
- Total Time: 1 hour
- Yield: 24
Ingredients
- 1 cup (230 gm) unsalted butter, cubed into equals sized pieces
- 1–3/4 cups (360 gm) packed light brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 2 cups (260 gm) all-purpose flour
- 1–3/4 teaspoons baking powder
- 3/4 teaspoon salt
- 2–1/2 teaspoons cinnamon, divided
- 1–1/2 tablespoons sugar
Instructions
- Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line 9βx13β pan with aluminum foil and spray with cooking spray. Set aside.
- Add the butter to a light-bottomed pan over medium heat. Melt the butter, stirring regularly. Once the butter is melted and has stopped sizzling as frequently, begin to whisk constantly until the butter has browned to a medium-dark hue. (See notes for help.) Remove the butter to a separate large bowl. Allow to cool briefly, about 5 minutes.
- Once slightly cooled, add the brown sugar to the butter and whisk to combine. Add the eggs and the vanilla to the brown butter mixture and whisk to combine. Stir the flour, baking powder, salt, and 1-1/2 teaspoons cinnamon in a separate small bowl and then add it to the brown butter mixture, folding to just barely combine.
- Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Combine the remaining cinnamon and sugar and sprinkle over top of the blondie batter. Bake in the preheated oven, about 23-25 minutes or until the edges are set and a toothpick inserted to the center just barely comes out clean.
Notes
See my previous post on browning butter if you need a little help in this area.
Coconut White Chocolate Chip Brown Butter Blondies
Brown Butter Blondies made in two different ways- a cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle or a coconut white chocolate chip. Make your own variation with this adaptable recipe!
- Author: Kate
- Prep Time: 30
- Cook Time: 30
- Total Time: 1 hour
- Yield: 24
Ingredients
- 1 cup (230 gm) unsalted butter, cubed into equals sized pieces
- 1–3/4 cups (360 gm) packed light brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 2 cups (260 gm) all-purpose flour
- 1–1/2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1–1/2 cups (115 gm) sweetened shredded coconut
- 1–1/4 cups (200 gm) white chocolate chips
Instructions
- Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line a 9βx13β pan with foil and spray with cooking spray. Set aside.
- Add the butter to a light-bottomed pan over medium heat. Melt the butter, stirring regularly. Once the butter is melted and has stopped sizzling as frequently, begin to whisk constantly until the butter has browned to a medium-dark hue. (See notes for help.) Remove the butter to a separate large bowl. Allow to cool briefly, about 5 minutes.
- Once slightly cooled, whisk the brown sugar into the brown butter. Add the eggs and the vanilla and whisk well to combine. In a seprate small bowl, stir together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the brown butter mixture and fold to combine. Add the coconut and white chocolate chips and fold just until combined.
- Spread the batter into the prepared pan and then bake in the preheated oven, about 25-30 minutes or until the edges are set and a toothpick inserted to the center just barely comes out clean.
Notes
See my previous post on browning butter if you need a little help in this area.
16 thoughts on “Brown Butter Blondies : Two Ways”
My husband requested blondies, so of course I came to find Kate’s recipe first. Her method for browning butter gave me the perfect result. I crushed up peanut toffee m&ms and added them to the base batter. This blondie base will be the only blondie recipe I ever need.
I can usually pass up dessert, but these salty sweet brown butter bars are dangerously addicting!
hooray! I’m thrilled to hear this!
Can’t wait to make these!
I hope you enjoy!
hahaha this so reminds me of how I feel about the AFL here in Melbourne – it’s a very Melbourne game, and everyone is SO into it, but I don’t have a clue how it works having grown up with rugby in NZ. I need a master list of tips like yours!! and these blondies look stunning – I think I’d have to just make a batch of each (way too indecisive when it comes to food haha)
Ok, how did I know know you were in Melbourne!?!?! That’s awesome! Clearly I’ve had my head in the sand for a bit too long.
And as for the blondies, you can totally split the batch. It was messy, but I did it. π
not a football fan either, but maybe that’s because the schools i’ve gone to aren’t really football schools? my high school always had a horrible track record, and welp, my college is undefeated (meaning that we don’t even have one lol). also, you’ve dated 1.5 football players?! i feel like there’s a story there (; these sound incredible (i mean blondies come on), especially the coconut white chocolate ones (:
To be fair, my school was a tiny private school and was terrible at football too. So I hear you. π Maybe I’ll share the 1.5 players story someday.
This is so cute! My husband coaches college football so this hits close to home! I’ll def be making these for one of our tailgates and I know they’ll be devoured instantly!
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For SURE make them for a tailgate. Please lmk how it turns out. Also, football coach wife!?!? There’s got to be some good stories there. π
The image of you playing football–I can’t really π
Unless there was a big ice cream sundae in the end zone or a new pair of jeans, then maybe
These blondes are so so good. Thanks for sharing
Wait, but I’m so athletic??? π
Cute story! And I love, love, love Brown Butter Blondies! In fact, I think brown butter makes everything better! Have a wonderful weekend Kate!
I completely agree. When would brown butter not make something better? Same to you, Mary!
I’m a complete loser at football games!!!! I have no idea what’s going on. But I like the food and beer. π …I love that you have these two ways — I’m all about options!! xo
gosh, I’m the same way. I typically eat//drink. I’m excellent at those things. π